Do you, too, want to be a procrastinator? Do you want to avoid all responsibilities with class and flair, or just general laziness to the point of ennui? Whether it’s writing, work, paying bills, homework, eating, or anything that you should be doing! I’m here to help with this fool proof guide to not getting anything done… Until the very last minute!

1. Is there something on TV or Netflix? Of course there is! Re-watch an old favorite from the Nineties like Buffy, or maybe the magical first season of Games of Thrones (because I’m personally pissed at the season finale), or fall down the rabbit hole of HGTV and Reality shows…

2. Do you have Internet? Ha, who am I kidding, it’s 2015, and you’re reading this! Enjoy endless videos of cute animals, people getting  hurt, porn, or anime, if that’s your thing. No matter what, the Internet is a procrastinator’s best friend!

3. Games. You into video games? Cool, do that all day. Addicted to your phone? Candy Crush Saga is my favorite, as I am only a few levels from 300 (*insert embarrassed face here*). Either way, a perfect way to zone and still feel accomplishment when avoiding responsibilities!

4. Exercise. Walk the dog. Look up diets (because, come on, procrastinators don’t actually do the diet). Something on my mind is the best way to get my running shoes out of the dregs of my closet!

5. Clean. Unless what you’re avoiding is cleaning, cleaning is an awesome way to avoid what you need to do. Your house, car, purse, desk has never been cleaner than when there’s a deadline!

6. Read. Books, comics, magazines, hell, coloring books. So many options for distraction! Pretty soon you’ll be referring to this list for ways to procrastinating reading your books, too.

7. Bake. Perhaps you can make friends with the neighbors after you have 6 different kinds of cookies littering your kitchen.

8. Make lots of online friends. No seriously, join Twitter, Tumblr, Snapchat, Kik, Instagram, Skype, Facebook, and give your phone number out to every known acquaintance! With all those messaging buddies, you’ll have no time for anything productive.

9. Make arbitrary lists, blog writings, and Facebook posts about procrastinating and what you need to do.

10. I have to go watch Game of Thrones, while reading and distractedly playing candy crush, I’ll come back to this tomorrow… maybe!

Happy procrastinating!